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Is there some kind of awesome gadget available that will help my wife do dishes and fold laundry all at once?

She’s starting to get lazy and I want to help so she stops screaming at me while I’m watching TV.



20 Responses to “Is there some kind of awesome gadget available that will help my wife do dishes and fold laundry all at once?”

  1. Gina says:

    You’re married? Well my dreams are crushed.

  2. Billy Costigan says:

    I think they call them Personal Assistants. Your wife could yell at her like that guy does to the cooks on “Hell’s Kitchen”.

  3. ilovemessage says:

    not sure if it is a gadget..but you can decide for yourself it is a gadget or not…..

    how about the husband helping her..one does dishes and the other one does laundry ….

  4. Twilight Lover #1! says:

    yea. you. you should WANT to help your wife and not watch tv. there problem solved.

  5. Mera says:

    It’s called a husband. Maybe you should go back to just being her cousin so she can get a real 1.

  6. Veronica says:

    ITS CALLED A MAID…

  7. kourtney~dawn says:

    yes there is…….actually two!

    one is a dishwasher and the other is you getting your lazy a** off the couch and folding the laundry

  8. madamgul says:

    You men, always trying to look for the easy way out. I believe the gadget in question is You. You need to take it upon yourself to help out around the house and encourage your wife to have higher standards of cleanliness.

    Everyone is busy and tired, but not all of us are so lazy that we always let things go.

  9. catz says:

    Yeah, they’re called husbands, but they aren’t made that well and don’t hold up to much use. Mine is usually broken. And the warranty’s expired.

  10. Lil Babby FooFoo says:

    that’s what people have kids for, the more you have, the more housework gets done

  11. Mr.Shadow (Fading Fast) says:

    just turn the volume up to drown the wench out.

  12. Wee_Willie_Winkie says:

    Yes !!!!..

    Its called ” The Rabbit”……

  13. BennBJBear says:

    One word…

    Speed.

    and I don’t mean…quick. ;)

  14. Pirate ☀ Kitten's Grimey says:

    OH!

    Get her one of those awesome helper monkeys!

    That would be awesome! You could have poo flinging contests with it!

  15. *Jellz* says:

    yes It is usually called Mother-in-Law MK1 – I think K-tel did a battery operated version with a bonus lint filter in the 80s. (this was BEFORE bonus steak knives became popular)

    You might get it at the occasional garage sale or on Ebay.

  16. Joe Angus says:

    Your best bet is a good pair
    of headphones. It won’t help HER,
    but at least you can watch tv in peace.

  17. BlueBelle Got Spanked says:

    I would so love to meet your wife. I have no other answer for this without being completely un-PC.

  18. Regwah says:

    An automatic wish dasher & a mashing wachine.

  19. Farmer says:

    Its velcro and a padlock.
    Strap the sink and washer to her.
    Remember hide the key.

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